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portal no. 01 / intuition + investigation

the oracle.

your patterns have something to say. and i have questions. lots of them.

astrology, archetypes, intuition + a mildly unreasonable appetite for connecting the dots. bring me the question you can't shake. we'll see where the thread goes.

symbolism ✳ astrology ✳ archetypes ✳ intuition ✳ pattern recognition ✳ expanded perspective
a different way of looking

there’s always
another angle.

childhood photograph in a black witch costume + pointed hat
yes, i've been like this for a while. ✳

tell me what you keep coming back to. that thing you can't fully explain, the pattern you keep noticing, or the question that's been living rent-free in your noggin. that's where our work together starts.

i pull from symbolic systems, intuitive impressions + whatever useful connections emerge along the way. you leave with a wider angle perspective, more language for what you're experiencing + some very interesting things to sit with.

curiosity is welcome. blind belief is not.

02 / choose your reading

two ways in.

both readings are recorded just for you, delivered privately + built around your questions. pick the one that matches how far you want to go.

01 / one question, closer look

the symbolic reading.

a personalized look at the symbols, archetypes + patterns surrounding one question or situation in your life. maybe it's something you've been going back + forth about, a pattern you keep noticing or something you can't quite put your finger on. we'll pull on that thread + see what else is attached to it.

  • you receiveone private audio recording, 20 minutes minimum, made specifically for you
  • we focus onone central question or situation
  • i draw fromintuitive impressions, symbolism + relevant chart themes when applicable
  • deliveryprivate audio link emailed within 5 business days of receiving your completed intake
$71one-time purchase
purchase the symbolic reading
02 / the long-form investigation

the deep dive.

your own private mini-podcast, with you as the subject of investigation. we follow a central theme through the different systems, patterns + connections that actually have something useful to say about it.

  • you receiveone private audio recording, 60 minutes minimum, made specifically for you
  • we focus onone central theme + up to three related questions
  • i draw fromchart interpretation when relevant, archetypes, symbolic systems + intuitive pattern analysis
  • deliveryprivate audio link emailed within 7 business days of receiving your completed intake
$251one-time purchase
purchase the deep dive

both options are asynchronous. no live call, appointment or back-and-forth scheduling required. your recording is yours to revisit.

a dramatic lattice of window shadows + the silhouette of a figure against a dark wall
a note on discernment
i'm not here to hand you a script for your life. i'm here to help you notice the patterns, possibilities + perspectives you might have missed.
03 / bring the weird question

things we can investigate.

you don't need a perfectly polished question. a tangled thought + a little context will do nicely.

the repeating thingwhy does this pattern keep finding me?

relationships, reactions, familiar roles + the stories that seem determined to repeat themselves.

the crossroadswhat am i not seeing from here?

transitions, decisions, identity shifts + the possibility that a different vantage point changes the whole picture.

the cosmic curiositywhat the hell is going on in my chart?

astrology, archetypes, timing + symbolic themes you can't stop circling back to.

original portal meme, sorry i’m late, i walked through a portal and got a lil lost
field notes / the research process, more or less
a brief detour ✳

very much on brand.

an extremely accurate account of how my research sessions tend to go.

04 / what happens after you purchase

no calendars.
just curiosity.

you buy the reading, tell me what you're interested in + receive a recording created for you.

01 / purchase + intake

tell me what we're looking at.

choose your reading + complete a short form at checkout. share your central question, any relevant context + birth date, time + place if you'd like chart interpretation.

02 / research + recording

i get into the details.

i look at the question through the relevant symbolic systems, connect what stands out + record your personalized audio. it's recorded privately, not a live session.

03 / private delivery

check your inbox.

i'll email you a private listening link within the turnaround listed for the reading you chose, counted from receipt of your completed intake.

05 / reasonable questions

before you enter.

is this a live session?

no. these are made-to-order audio readings. i research + record them privately, then email you a listening link. there is no appointment to attend.

what do i need to send you?

your question or theme + enough context to understand what you're asking. for astrology-based interpretation, i also need your birth date, birth location + ideally your birth time. if your birth time is unknown, tell me; i'll explain which parts of a chart i can interpret reliably without it.

how much can i ask?

the symbolic reading covers one central question. the deep dive covers a central theme + up to three connected questions. if your topic has twenty-seven branches, the deep dive is probably the better fit.

how will i receive it + when?

by email, as a private audio link. the symbolic reading is delivered within five business days + the deep dive within seven business days, counted from receipt of your completed intake.

what exactly am i paying for?

a personalized recorded interpretation + investigation, not a live coaching session, written report or predetermined prediction. you retain full responsibility for your decisions. readings are spiritually oriented + are not a substitute for professional medical, mental health, legal or financial guidance.

can i ask a follow-up question afterward?

your purchase includes the specific recording described above. additional questions or an expanded reading would be a separate purchase. if i need clarification before recording, i'll email you.

the threshold / purchase your reading

pick your reading.

one question or the entire rabbit hole? choose your reading, purchase it + tell me what we're looking at. i'll take it from there.

the symbolic reading
minimum 20-minute private audio · one central question · $71

purchase the symbolic reading

the deep dive
minimum 60-minute private audio · one central theme + up to three connected questions · $251

purchase the deep dive

your intake is completed during purchase. your personalized recording is emailed privately after it's created. no live appointment required.

readings offer symbolic + intuitive perspectives for personal reflection. they are not medical, mental health, legal or financial advice.

integrated wisdom ✳ where the mystical meets the material.

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